Dear Hazell Dean...
News Date
20th September 2016

As you can imagine Miss Dean receives quite a lot of mail, but none quite match this from the infamous Derek Philpott, aided and abetted by his sidekick, Wilf Turnbull.

We hope you enjoy the exchange between Mr Philpott and Miss Dean that can be found via the link below:

Love Team Dean X

Bought to the printed page on the back of the cult internet sensation and an immensely successful Crowdfunding campaign contributed to by many of the artists involved,
”Dear Mr. Kershaw” is the result of 7 years’ surreal and quite bonkers work.

”Derek”, with help from his friend ”Wilf”, is a retired gent who back in 2008 set out on a bizarre crusade, writing good old-fashioned letters to pop and rock stars regarding lyrical inaccuracies and ambiguities in their most famous songs and often hilariously getting the wrong end of the stick.

The letters are eminently publishable in their own right, mixing sharp wit, confusion and biscuits with trips to the shops and unarguable logic in relation to questioning the offending chart hits under scrutiny. What makes this book an essential purchase however is that, with the missives online for all to see on what was becoming a hugely popular website, the artists quite unexpectedly started to reply.

”Dear Mr. Kershaw” features over 65 of the best and funniest letters and responses from famous and legendary names spanning every reach of the pop, rock, metal, prog and punk spectrum, all relishing their involvement ”in character” and revealing their own in many cases hitherto unknown humorous sides.

Amongst those to be saluted for their great sportsmanship are Noddy Holder, Billy Bragg, Was Not Was, The Stereo MCs, Dave Stewart of The Eurythmics, Saxon, Tom Robinson, Stiff Little Fingers, Rick Wakeman, Paul Heaton, Squeeze, Toyah, Howard Jones, The Divine Comedy, Kim Wilde, and of course the gentleman himself Mr Nik Kershaw Also includes 100 ”mini-letters” and Polymer Animal Popstars Highly recommended to anyone who likes music and laughing